Team Jess: Mission 3

Welcome, agent, to Mission 3: The Infiltration of the Coffee Shop.

We've received intel that the notorious "Coffee Kingpin," a rogue barista with a penchant for burnt offerings, has been terrorizing the city's coffee supply.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the Coffee Shop, gather evidence of the Kingpin's nefarious activities, and put an end to his reign of over-roasted terror.

Phase One: Infiltration | Phase Two: Exfiltration
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