Jim, the Unyielding: A Bio of Unrelenting Mediocrity

Jim's Glowering Glare

Jim is a man of unyielding mediocrity. He exists. He breathes. He eats Cheetos.

His favorite food is Cheetos. His favorite color is Cheetos orange. His favorite hobby is watching Cheetos commercials.

Jim's family is a mess of uncoordinated chaos. His wife is a human pinball. His kids are a pair of hyperactive hamsters.

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