BBQ Rules for the Weak

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Burn the Sausage

• Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to grill a sausage that is still wearing its packaging.
• Check the internal temperature of the sausage before attempting to consume it.
• Do not rely on the 'looks right to me' method for determining doneness.

Failure to comply with these rules will result in the dreaded BBQ Failed States, a culinary wasteland of regret and despair.

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