The BBQ Failed States of America

Welcome to the BBQ Failed States of America, where the sauce is always on the side and the meat is always a little too pink.

Our nation was founded on the principles of overcooked burgers, underseasoned ribs, and a strong dislike for anything that gets in the way of a good plate of nachos.

• Our Constitution - The founding document that established our love of mayonnaise-based coleslaw.
• Our Monuments - A list of the most important BBQ-related landmarks, including the statue of liberty (which is actually just a giant BBQ fork).
• Our Flag - A symbol of our nation's values, including our love of red, white, and blue... and ketchup.

Don't forget to try our famous "I'm Not a Morning Person" coffee, a specialty of our nation's capital, Washington D.C.

Plan your trip today and see for yourself why we're the greatest BBQ nation on earth!