Top Secret Menu

For Jim

Here are the most exclusive, top-secret menu items for the world's greatest chef, Jim.

Pan Seared Lobster with Fancy Sauce
Roasted Squid with Spicy Rub
Steak Tartare with Unicorn Tears
Fried Chicken Livers with Gold Dust

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