Today:
- 8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, yell at the alarm clock
- 9:00 AM - Eat cereal, watch cat videos on YouTube
- 12:00 PM - Take a two-hour lunch break, eat a whole pizza by myself
- 3:00 PM - Attend meeting with Karen from HR, pretend to be interested
- 6:00 PM - Go home, play video games until 3 AM