Secret Pizza Party Invitation

Top Secret, Don't Tell Anyone

I'm In, Let's Get This Pizza Party Started! No Thanks, I'll Pass on the Pizza Decline, but only because you're secretly afraid of pizza

Pizza Details

Join us for a night of cheesy delights and saucey thrills!

Pizza toppings will be:

Cheese, pepperoni, and an assortment of meats that will make you cry (good cry, not bad cry)

Location: The Top-Secret Pizza Place (ask Jim for directions)

Time: 8pm, sharp. Don't be late, or you'll be left with nothing but regret and an empty pizza box

Attending:

Add yourself to the list of attendees!

Important Details

Remember, this is a secret party. Don't tell anyone. We don't want any paparazzi ruining the fun.

Also, don't even think about it. Just show up, eat some pizza, and have a good time.