Where the most impressive feats are celebrated with the most gaudy trinkets.
Golden Trophy for Most Hours Spent Watching Paint Dry Silver Trophy for Consuming 3 Entire Pizza Parties in One Sitting Bronze Trophy for Perfectly Nailing the Art of Procrastination Trophy for Most Creative Use of the Phrase 'I'll Get Right on It Tomorrow' Golden Plaque for Most Hours Spent Playing Video Games While Claiming to be 'Researching' Silver Plaque for Most Likely to Forget Where You Put the Car Keys Bronze Plaque for Most Likely to Order Pizza for Delivery at 3 AM Trophy for Most Hours Spent on YouTube Browsing 'Cat Videos' Golden Plaque for Most Effective Use of the Phrase 'I'm Almost Done!' Silver Plaque for Most Likely to Get Lost in a Wikipedia Rabbit Hole