Second-in-Command Joe's Desk

Welcome, underlings, to the lair of Joe's Second-In-Command. I'm Joe, the right hand to the man who wears the pants in the company.

Here's what's happening:

• World Domination: 42% complete
• Budget Overruns: 32% resolved
• Caffeine Deprivation: Critical

Don't forget to fill out your time card, or else!

Subordinates, do not forget:

• To worship Joe
• To fear the coffee machine
• To never, ever, look directly at Joe's tie