We're a team of experts with a combined total of 5 years experience in doing things that are not really that hard.
Our mission is to confuse and disorient anyone who dares to ask us for help.
We're like a fine wine, except we're not really that fine, and we're not really that wine.
We believe in the power of the internet, and the infinite wisdom of Google.
We believe that the correct answer to any question is always "it's complicated" and that the correct solution is always "just use a different browser".
We believe in the importance of a good meme, and the value of a well-timed eye-roll.