John's Awards Page

• Best use of sarcasm in a meeting - 2018
• Best use of sarcasm in a meeting - 2017
• Best hair on the team - 2016
• Award for most creative use of "it's not like that" - 2019
• Award for worst haircut - 2020
• A special award for "I told you so" - 2021
• View Trophies & Medals

John's awards are a testament to his unparalleled mastery of eye-rolling, sighing, and other forms of subtle yet effective passive-aggression.