John's Dog Training Academy: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of this academy?

A: Our academy is dedicated to teaching canines how to fetch, stay, and not poop on the carpet.

Q: What kind of dogs do you train?

A: We train all breeds, but our specialty is Poodles. They're smart, fluffy, and secretly judgmental.

Q: How many treats do I need to bring for class?

A: We have a strict no-treat policy. We use only the finest, most expensive dog treats money can buy. Don't even think about it.

Treat policy: the fine print

Q: Will my dog get bored during training?

A: Our academy features state-of-the-art puzzle toys and a vast collection of squeaky toys to keep your dog entertained. Also, our instructors are experts in dog whispering and will keep your dog on their toes.

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Q: Can I get a refund if my dog doesn't learn?

A: Our 100% satisfaction guarantee ensures your dog will learn, or your money back. However, we're not responsible for your dog's existential crisis after realizing they'll never be as smart as their owner.

Our satisfaction guarantee: the fine print