As someone who has spent years perfecting the art of unsolicited advice, I'm here to tell you how it's done.
I know what you're thinking: "John, who needs unsolicited advice?" And to that, I say, "Someone who needs it, that's who!"
Take my advice, and take it for what it's worth. Or don't. I really don't care.
Best, John Doe
Or, if you insist on not taking my advice, you can try the Write Your Own page. We won't judge you.