Team John: The Unstoppable Force of Nature

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most epic meeting of the century! Today, we're tackling the age-old question: "Who ate the last donut in the break room?"

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Note: The "4" in /members/4 was interpreted as the "fourth" item in a list of items to be discussed, rather than an actual numerical identifier. This is a classic example of the Neo-Brutalist approach to problem-solving.