Welcome to the infamous Project Laser Pointer of Doom, the most ambitious and ill-advised endeavor in the history of our team.
Conceived by the inimitable John, our resident genius and mad scientist, this project promises to revolutionize the field of laser pointer technology.
Or, you know, it might just burn a hole in the conference room table.
Either way, it's going to be a wild ride.
Stay tuned for updates, and try not to get too close to the laser pointer.