The fearless Captain Zorvath, our fearless leader, is the one who keeps us all in line with an iron fist and a penchant for bad decisions.
Read more about Captain ZorvathOur resident genius, Dr. Blerg, keeps us all from falling into the abyss of ignorance with her vast knowledge of obscure trivia and her extensive collection of antique teapots.
Read more about Dr. BlergThe enigmatic and silent, Chief Engineer Grimp, keeps us all running with his mastery of duct tape and an uncanny ability to fix anything with a roll of twine and a prayer.
Read more about Chief Engineer GrimpWe have no idea what the IT department does, but we're pretty sure they're secretly running the world.
Read more about the IT Department (we're not really sure what they do)