Liz the Code Wizard

Popular Spells:

• Variable Fooled Me
• Conditional Love
• Floating Point Frenzy
• Regular Expression Roulette

Wanted: Code Wizards to Join the Crusade:

• Must be able to recite the entire contents of /dev/notes in under 5 minutes.
• Must have an affinity for the art of obfuscation.
• Must be able to write functional code that is not functional in practice.