Coding Contraption 2000

For when you want it done yesterday, and done right

A behemoth of code, built with the finest of materials

Warning: this contraption is highly unstable and has been known to spontaneously generate infinite recursive loops. Proceed with caution.

Features:

• Automated coffee dispensers for when you've been coding for 24 hours straight
• Integrated bug-reporting system, guaranteed to give you a headache
• Customizable font sizes, because you're not lazy, you just prefer smaller text

View our even more powerful sibling, the Contraption 3000, or check out our more compact, more affordable Contraption 1000.