Midlife Crisis Survey

Congratulations! You've reached the age of mild existential dread. Take our scientifically unrigorous survey to determine the extent of your midlife crisis.

Q1: Have you ever questioned the life choices you made in your 20s? A: Yes, and it was a grave error. Q2: Are you currently spending more money on novelty socks than your partner can tolerate? A: Yes, it's a pattern. Q3: Do you find yourself arguing with strangers on the internet? A: Only when they don't agree with my opinions on artisanal coffee Submit Your Results

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