Lost Cause - Budget Breakdown

The Numbers

We've got some bad news. Our budget is a mess. We've spent all our money on:

Overpriced, artisanal office supplies
Tacos
A 6-month subscription to a fantasy football league we'll never use
A collection of rare, exotic pets
Unlimited quantities of coffee

Our financial situation is dire. We're on the brink of collapse. But hey, at least our office looks great.

Financial Plan

We're going to start a GoFundMe to raise money for our "I'm Not Dead Yet" fund. If you contribute, you'll receive:

A personalized, hand-written letter of thanks
A signed, glossy photograph of our CEO in a fedora
A 10% chance we'll actually pay back your donation

Pledge now and help us stay in the black!

View our financials (if you dare)

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