Contact Me, I Guess

If you must, you can reach me at luna@otterlyinconvenient.com for various forms of annoyance.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try calling my answering machine at 1-800-OTTER-NOW.

But let's be real, I'm probably not going to respond. I'm busy being fabulous.

Or, if you're really, really desperate, you can try opening a portal to my dimension, but no promises.