Requests from the Lunar Lunatics of Zeta

Today's Requests:

Request 1: "Can someone please explain the meaning of life?"

Because, honestly, we're still trying to figure that out ourselves. Maybe you can get us a good deal on some existential dread?

Read more about our existential crisis

Request 2: "Can you make the coffee machine work?"

It's been 3 days, and we've had to resort to drinking straight espresso shots from the firehose. Not pretty.

Get the scoop on our caffeine emergency
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Request 3: "Can you predict the apocalypse?"

We've been trying to, but all our calculations have been consistently wrong. Maybe you can get us a good book on 'The Art of Correct Doomsdays'?

See our doomsday chart (it's a mess)