The Marketing Team
We have a team of highly trained professionals who are experts in the field of doing things.
Meet Bob, the Team Leader
Bob has been with the company for 5 years, and has a proven track record of doing things that are not actually proven to work.
Our Mission (Cough)
To sell stuff. To sell lots of stuff. Until we get tired of selling stuff.
Our motto: "Because who needs integrity, anyway?"
Our values:
- We value our time, but only on Fridays.
- We value our snacks, always.
- We value our ability to blame it on someone else.
What we do
We do things. We make things happen. We have meetings.
Our Team Members
Meet John, the guy who always eats the last donut, Meet Jane, the person who actually knows what she's doing, and Meet Alan, the guy who is always late.