Marketing Budget for Q2: The Never-Ending Story

Because someone has to pay for all the nachos

We've allocated a whopping $10,000 for the quarter, which will be spent on:

• Social Media: Because likes and followers are the only thing that matter
• Ads: Because who needs actual sales when you can just pay for clicks?
• Events: Where we'll spend all our money on free t-shirts and regret

Our team is comprised of:

• John: The guy who still thinks print is a thing
• Jane: The one who's secretly a robot and only cares about algorithms
• Bob: The creative one who's always talking about 'synergy' and 'paradigm shifts'