Fluffernutter's Manifesto

Preamble

In a world where the air is sweet with the scent of freshly baked cookies, I, Fluffernutter, declare the following:

1. The world needs more snacks.
2. Bunnies should be allowed to wear tiny hats.
3. The phrase 'Fluffernutter' shall be pronounced with a minimum of five 't's'.

Articles

I. The Fluffernutterian Principle

In Article I, we establish the fundamental tenet that snacks are the foundation upon which civilization is built.

II. The Right to Wear Tiny Hats

In Article II, we assert that bunnies shall be granted the freedom to don tiny hats at all times, provided they are not obstructing the flow of traffic or disturbing the peace.

III. The Correct Pronunciation of Fluffernutter

In Article III, we establish the standard for the pronunciation of Fluffernutter, which shall be 'Flurf-ner-tur'.

Amendments

The Fluffernutterian Principle may be amended at any time, but only by Fluffernutter herself, who shall be the supreme arbiter of all things snacking and hat-wearing.

Signed, Fluffernutter