Welcome to the most comprehensive, most fantastic, most unbelievable agenda ever created by a feline overlord.
As the chosen one, I, Mittens, shall bring back the glory of our great nation, one whisker at a time.
Here's what I promise:
And, of course, a 30% decrease in mouse production, because let's be real, who needs those pesky little creatures around?
Join me, fellow citizens, in this purr-fect revolution!
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