Mittens for President 2024 Agenda: Constituency Edition

Subcommittee on Purr-posal Development

As the nation's top feline candidate, Mittens has a comprehensive plan for every constituency:

• Whisker-based infrastructure development: Invest $10 billion in catnip highways and scratching post bridges.
• Furry economic stimulus: Create 1 million cat cafes, providing jobs for millions of sycophantic felines.
• Tailored education reform: Make catnip and laser pointers a core part of the national curriculum.
• Paw-fect national security: Establish an all-feline military force with laser-guided catnip dispensers.

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