MittensForPresident Security Report

As the supreme leader of the Feline Resistance, I, Lord Vaperpaws, hereby declare that MittensForPresident has been hacked.

The perpetrator, known as "The Purr-petrator," has made off with all our cheese.

Security Measures:

• The server's catnip reserves have been depleted.
• The mainframe has been compromised by an influx of laser pointers.
• A suspicious character was seen lurking around the dumpster behind the server room.

Read the Official Press Release

Stay safe, and remember: a good security system is like a good catnip stash - always keep it hidden.

Security Advisory Committee