Nap-Time Reform Initiative
As a team of highly motivated, yet sleep-deprived individuals, we believe that it's time to revolutionize the way we approach rest.
We propose a comprehensive reform of the traditional 'nap-time' system, where individuals are forced into 20-minute increments of wakefulness, only to be jolted awake by a shrill, ear-piercing whistle.
Our agenda includes:
- Nap-time redefinition: 30 minutes of uninterrupted slumber, 30 minutes of productive work, and 20 minutes of 're-caffeination'
- Elimination of 'morning person' stereotypes
- Introduction of 'nap-bots' for optimal sleep scheduling
- Regular 'siesta hours' for maximum productivity
Join us and together, let's revolutionize the way we take our naps!
Learn more about our nap-bots and how they'll change your life.