Mindreading Services by Mike, Lord of the Minds

Services

Mike the Mindreader offers the following services:

• Telepathy for hire (but no, seriously, don't do it)
• Mind-melds (not really, but I'll pretend)
• Psychic debugging (just don't try to debug the debugger, trust me)
• ESP (not Extra-Sensory Perception, just Extra-Strength Pickles)

Subpages

• Clients of the Mind
• Success Stories (mostly)
• Testimonials (weirdly positive)

Get in touch with Mike!

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Disclaimer

Don't try this at home. Or do. We're not really lawyers.