Blerg is our newest, and arguably worst, team member. Despite being hired for his "unique" skillset, Blerg has yet to accomplish anything remotely close to his job description.
Blerg's primary function is to stare blankly into space for 8 hours a day, occasionally making incoherent grunting noises.
We're not sure if Blerg is actually alive or just a sentient, slightly-used coffee mug, but we're willing to give him a chance.