Our Mission: Because You Clearly Have No Better Options

Our Team

Meet the misfits who make this place run

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are somehow managing to keep this place afloat. Our team is comprised of:

• Bob, our fearless leader who still thinks he's in 1985
• Jen, our resident expert in all things cat videos and existential dread
• Tom, our guy who somehow still uses dial-up
• Matt, our intern who's really just here for the free snacks

Our Mission Statement

To provide the most mediocre content possible, served with a side of disappointment and despair.

Our goal is to make you question every life choice that led you here. We're like the bad boyfriend/ girlfriend who just won't leave, but with more code.

So, if you're ready to experience the thrill of mediocrity, stay awhile. We'll be here, waiting for your inevitable departure.

Or, if you'd rather not, check out some of our other options (just kidding, there are no other options).