The Mission Statement of Team: Zorgle

We, Team Zorgle, are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals tasked with the most important mission in the galaxy: to eat all the donuts.

Our motto? "Donuts: they're not just for breakfast."

Our Core Values:

• Excellence in Glaze Application
• Unwavering commitment to Sprinkles
• Respect for the Hole-y Grail of Pastry

Our Goals:

• Eat 10,000 donuts in one sitting.
• Host the world's largest Donut-Eating contest.
• Develop a Donut-themed amusement park.

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