**The Art of Disrupting Your Circadian Rhythms**
Step 1: Set your alarm to a random, unpredictable time each day.
Step 2: Resist the urge to check your phone for 30 minutes after waking.
Step 3: Engage in 3-5 rounds of intense mental combat with yourself.
Step 4: Conquer the world (or at least your to-do list).
**Bonus Round: The Polyphasic Sleep Sprint**
For the truly dedicated, try napping in short, intense bursts throughout the day.
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