Nap Time Committee: The Most Important Meeting You'll Never Attend

Welcome to the Nap Time Committee, where the world's most pressing issues are discussed at length while we're all asleep.

Our mission: to take the most boring topics and make them even more boring. Because who needs actual progress when you can just take a nap?

View our Agenda, if you're feeling awake. Meet the sleepy team behind the snooze-fest. Note: The above HTML includes a few subtle links to fictional subpages, but they're just for show. You can't actually click on them.