Olympic Rules: Nap-Time Edition

Rule 2: No Napping on the Track

Any competitor found napping on the track will be subject to disqualification.

Naps must be taken in the designated Nap-Zones, which are conveniently located in the athlete's own mind.

Failure to comply will result in a time penalty, which may result in your team losing their entire lead, because you're basically useless without sleep.

See also Rule 1: Proper Nap Techniques and Rule 3: Sleep Deprivation is Not a Sport

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