Napping Techniques

Napping is an ancient art, but don't just take our word for it. Here's some expert advice from our team of certified Napping Masters:

Nap Architecture

Before you can build the perfect nap, you need a solid foundation. That's why we've developed the Neo-Brutalist Napping Architecture (NBNA) framework.

Our patented NBNA system takes into account:

• Optimal pillow placement (OPP)
• Blanket deployment and maintenance
• Curtain design for maximum light-blocking
• Nap duration and frequency analysis

Learn more about our groundbreaking research in Neo-Brutalist Napping Architecture.

Expert Napping Techniques

Our team of Napping Masters have honed their skills over decades of napping. Here are a few expert techniques to try at home:

Sleep Squats

Eye Mask Mastery

Blanket Fu

Don't try these techniques without proper training. Seriously, don't try them without proper training.

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The Napping Forum

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