These avant-garde visionaries brought forth the unapologetically jarring, eye-searing aesthetic you know and love.
Bernstein: The Unyielding Maestro of Monotony
Barnaby: The Architect of Aesthetic Aggression
Zelda: The Queen of Unapologetic Overdesign
And many, many others who shall remain nameless and unheralded.
When not busy redefining the boundaries of acceptable design, the founders enjoy:
Eating sandwiches while staring at their own navels
Pondering the meaning of existence while contemplating quantum mechanics