A: Because we're a bunch of Luddites who refuse to update. Deal with it.
A: Only if you're a novice. We're a serious organization with serious questions.
A: No. You're not buying anything. We're a non-profit. Sort of.
A: Because we're trying to make you feel like you're browsing the wild west of the internet.
A: Ask us again later. We'll get back to it eventually. Maybe.