The Great Coffee Machine Debacle

It began innocently enough. We wanted a machine that could dispense perfect cups of coffee. But things took a turn for the worse when "Innovative Brew" (IB) was hired to design it.

Innovative Brew's Broken Promises

From promises of 'self-adjusting roast levels' to 'auto-cupping wizards', IB delivered nothing but disappointment and confusion to our engineers.

Our Users Are the Real Victims

The coffee machine was supposed to be user-friendly, but in reality it's been a never-ending source of frustration for our customers. The 'Help' button just says 'Good Luck'.

Management is Out of the Loop

We've been telling them, but they just won't listen. The machine is a money-pit, but hey, at least the boardroom coffee is good, right?