Project Infinite Loop

Attempt #100: Because why not?

We tried to create a time machine, but it just ended up being a really expensive toaster. Who knew?

Current Status: In an infinite loop, stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment and regret.

• Attempt #101: The sequel, with more toaster.
• Previous attempt, where we almost got it right.
• All our failed experiments in one place.

Warning: Do not attempt to use this project. Seriously, don't. We're not kidding. It's not going to end well.