Our Confusing Policies:

We have a lot of policies, some of which are actually policies.

• Confusion as a Service
• Ambiguous Communication
• Overly Complex Forms

Don't worry if you're still unsure what any of these mean. We'll just tell you that they mean whatever we want them to mean.

Seriously though, try to read the fine print:

Disclaimer: Our actual policies are actually not actually policies.

Side effects of reading this page may include: Headache, confusion, and a strong desire to rewatch the entirety of "Inception".

Do not proceed without a strong stomach.