We, the mighty Team Pledge, proudly declare our unwavering commitment to:

• Doing the bare minimum, with an emphasis on the bare minimum.
• Procrastination, because who needs deadlines, anyway?
• Overusing semicolons, because they're the best.

Our pledge is not just a promise, but a sacred oath:

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We will not be held responsible for any damage caused by our lack of effort, but we'll try to be nice about it.

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