Our Press Room

Here's where the magic happens, or at least where our PR team tries to make it seem like it.

Latest Press Release:

Our CEO's Hair Has Reached New Heights of Majesty (2023)

Other Recent Press:

We're Not Firing Anyone, Just Restructuring (2022)

Our Stock Price Has Been Temporarily Hijacked by a Squirrel (2021)

Press Contact Info:

For all your press inquiries, please contact our PR team at press@neobrutalism.com

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try calling us at 1-800-ME-DIOT-1 (1-800-633-6881). Leave a voicemail, and we'll get back to you... eventually.

Our Awards:

We've won so many awards, we've lost count! Here are a few:

The Golden Screw-Up Award (2019)

The Brutalism Trophy (2020)