Our Team's Slightly-Brief History

Chapter 1: The Founding

In the depths of the 90s, our team was formed by three friends who stumbled upon a VHS of "The Matrix" in a thrift store. After watching the film, they decided to start a band, a bakery, and a website, all at once.

Chapter 2: The Rise of the Internet

After years of playing gigs in a friend's garage, our team finally found their true calling: creating content for the wild west of the web. They built a site with tables, frames, and blink tags – the pinnacle of 90s web design.

Chapter 3: The Dark Ages

As the web evolved, our team's site did not. They continued to serve up content with a font size of 2, and a color palette of 16-bit grays.

Chapter 4: The Neo-Brutalist Renaissance

After years of being stuck in the past, our team discovered Neo-Brutalist design and vowed to never look back.

Meet the Team Leaders

Learn more about our team's guiding principles