Welcome to Our Terrible Developer
Where Code is Written, but Never Done
We're a team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated developers who can't seem to get the job done. Our motto is "If it looks right, it's wrong."
Our team is comprised of:
Coder 1: The Guy Who Still Lives with His Parents
Our first coder is a 35-year-old man who still resides in his parent's basement. He's been coding since 1995, but has yet to write a single line of functional code.
Meet Coder 2: The Guy Who Thinks He's a DesignerCoder 2: The Guy Who Thinks He's a Designer
Coder 2 is our team's resident wannabe designer. He's convinced he's a visionary, but his designs are always a mix of Comic Sans and Comic Sans Italic.
Meet Coder 3: The Guy Who Eats All Our FoodCoder 3: The Guy Who Eats All Our Food
Coder 3 is our team's resident food thief. He's always eating all the snacks, including the ones we're saving for the next meeting with the client.
Meet Coder 4: The Guy Who Thinks He's a Project ManagerCoder 4: The Guy Who Thinks He's a Project Manager
Coder 4 is our team's resident dictator. He's always telling everyone what to do, but can't actually do any of it himself.
Meet Coder 5: The Guy Who Thinks He's a CEOCoder 5: The Guy Who Thinks He's a CEO
Coder 5 is our team's resident ego-maniac. He's convinced he's the CEO, but can't even boil water.
Meet Coder 6: The Guy Who Thinks He's an ArtistCoder 6: The Guy Who Thinks He's an Artist
Coder 6 is our team's resident art critic. He's always saying "This code is like a masterpiece," but can't actually code to save his life.