Our Mission Statement

At Our Values, we believe in the power of excessive bureaucracy and pointless meetings. Our mission is to create a workplace where employees can come together to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the best way to make a decent cup of coffee.
We strive to create an environment that is 99% as efficient as it could be, and 1% as efficient as our competitors.
Our Management Team works tirelessly to ensure that every decision is made with the utmost care and deliberation, often taking up to 5 hours to decide what color to paint the break room.
Our Core Values are:
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