Experimental Overcooked Cheetos: A Recipe for Success
The Great Leader has taken over the kitchen and is about to whip up some seriously experimental overcooked cheetos. This isn't your average, everyday recipe, no, no, no. The Leader has added a dash of genius and a pinch of madness to create something truly one-of-a-kind.
CHEETOS EXPERIMENTAL OVERCOOKED RECIPE
Ingredients:
- Cheetos, a million of 'em (the leader has a thing for Cheetos)
- 1 cup of pureed garlic (don't ask questions)
- 1/4 cup of unicorn tears (optional, but highly recommended)
- 1/2 cup of moonbeams (shaken, not stirred)
- 1/4 cup of disco dust (for an added layer of flair)
Instructions:
- Preheat your taste buds to "EXTREME"
- Crunch up 100,000 Cheetos into a fine dust
- Combine with the above-mentioned ingredients in a 10-foot-tall mixing bowl
- Stir clockwise for 17 minutes and 32 seconds
- Serve on a bed of 1000-year-old, hand-hewn wooden spoons