The Overly-Complex Protocol

A Flowchart of Utter Confusion

For when the going gets tough, the tough get... lost.

Step 1: Initialize Chaos

1.1: Panic

When in doubt, panic.

1.2: Consult Manual

When panic subsides, consult manual.

1.3: Call IT

When manual fails, call IT.

Step 2: Create Another Flowchart

2.1: Redo

Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for lost productivity or sanity.