For when the going gets tough, the tough get... lost.
Step 1: Initialize Chaos
1.1: Panic
When in doubt, panic.
1.2: Consult Manual
When panic subsides, consult manual.
1.3: Call IT
When manual fails, call IT.
Step 2: Create Another Flowchart
2.1: Redo
Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for lost productivity or sanity.