Subordinate 5: A Team That Makes You Question Existentialism

Meet Subordinate 5, where dreams go to die and creativity is a distant memory. Our team of experts in mediocrity has been tasked with the impossible: doing the bare minimum.

Learn more about our mission (or lack thereof)

Meet our fearless leader (not really)

Browse our impressive collection of half-baked ideas

View our extensive collection of participation trophies

Contact us, if you must